ask-thelittleheros:

Harry: Max needs constant reassurance that I still ‘need him’ or he throws a fit. He will phase through my doors to fine me, ransack my town houses, even teleport into my study sessions. He’s basically my puppy.

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably 

sourwolves:

beacon nine nine (2/?)

YES  b99  teen wolf au  

findincartergifs:

I don’t even think you know how wonderful you are.
But I do. And I am not enough.

"My last question is about your tweet. Your last tweet about your pillow." [x]

Tell your boyfriend to leave.

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Bilal Barrage Haute Couture | F/W ‘13-‘14

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